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ಮೈಸ್ತೆರಿಉಸ್ history

History Mystery






Have a history teacher explain this----- if they can.







Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.

Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.
John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.

Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
Both wives lost their children while living in the White House.

Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.
Both Presidents were shot in the head

Now it gets really weird.

Lincoln 's secretary was named Kennedy.
Kennedy's Secretary was named Lincoln .

Both were assassinated by Southerners.
Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.

Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808.
Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.









John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839.


Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born
in 1939.










Both assassins were known by their three names.
Both names are composed of fifteen letters.

Now hang on to your seat.

Lincoln was shot at the theater named 'Ford'.
Kennedy was shot in a car called ' Lincoln ' made by 'Ford'.

Lincoln was shot in a theater and his assassin ran and hid in a warehouse.
Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and his assassin ran and hid in a theater.

Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.

And here's the kicker...

A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe , Maryland
A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe.













WHO FIGURED THIS OUT?

INCREDIBLE
1) Fold a NEW $20 bill in half...




2) Fold again, taking care to fold it exactly as below



3) Fold the other end, exactly as before




4) Now, simply turn it over...




What a coincidence! A simple geometric fold creates a catastrophic premonition printed on all $20 bills!!!

COINCIDENCE?

YOU DECIDE

As if that wasn't enough....
Here is what you've seen...

Firstly The Pentagon on fire...



Then The Twin Towers.


..And now .. look at this!



TRIPLE COINCIDENCE ON A SIMPLE $20 BILL
Disaster (Pentagon)
Disaster ( Twin Towers )
Disaster (Osama)???

It gets even better 9 + 11 = $20!


Creepy huh? Send this to as many people as you can, cause:



Hey, this is one history lesson most people probably will

not mind reading!

ಮೈಸ್ತೆರಿಉಸ್ history

History Mystery






Have a history teacher explain this----- if they can.







Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.

Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.
John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.

Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
Both wives lost their children while living in the White House.

Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.
Both Presidents were shot in the head

Now it gets really weird.

Lincoln 's secretary was named Kennedy.
Kennedy's Secretary was named Lincoln .

Both were assassinated by Southerners.
Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.

Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808.
Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.









John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839.


Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born
in 1939.










Both assassins were known by their three names.
Both names are composed of fifteen letters.

Now hang on to your seat.

Lincoln was shot at the theater named 'Ford'.
Kennedy was shot in a car called ' Lincoln ' made by 'Ford'.

Lincoln was shot in a theater and his assassin ran and hid in a warehouse.
Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and his assassin ran and hid in a theater.

Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.

And here's the kicker...

A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe , Maryland
A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe.













WHO FIGURED THIS OUT?

INCREDIBLE
1) Fold a NEW $20 bill in half...




2) Fold again, taking care to fold it exactly as below



3) Fold the other end, exactly as before




4) Now, simply turn it over...




What a coincidence! A simple geometric fold creates a catastrophic premonition printed on all $20 bills!!!

COINCIDENCE?

YOU DECIDE

As if that wasn't enough....
Here is what you've seen...

Firstly The Pentagon on fire...



Then The Twin Towers.


..And now .. look at this!



TRIPLE COINCIDENCE ON A SIMPLE $20 BILL
Disaster (Pentagon)
Disaster ( Twin Towers )
Disaster (Osama)???

It gets even better 9 + 11 = $20!


Creepy huh? Send this to as many people as you can, cause:



Hey, this is one history lesson most people probably will

not mind reading!

ಫ್ಯಾಮಿಲಿ problem

Two men met at a bus stop and struck up a conversation.
> One
> of them kept complaining of family problems. Finally, the
> other man
> said:
>
> "You think you have family problems? Listen to my
> situation. A few years ago I met a young widow with a
> grown-up daughter and we got
> married.
>
> "Later my father married my step daughter. That made my
> stepdaughter my stepmother and my father became my stepson.
>
> Also, my wife became mother in-law of her father-in-law.
> Then the daughter of my wife, my stepmother, had a son.
>
> This boy was my half-brother because he was my father's
> son, but he was also the son of my wife's daughter which
> made him my wife's grand-son. That made me the
> grandfather of my half-brother. "This was nothing until my
> wife and I had a son.
>
> Now the half-sister of my son, my stepmother, is also the
> grandmother.
>
> "This makes my father the brother-in-law of my child, whose
> stepsister
> is my father's wife, I'm my stepmother's brother-in-law, my
> wife is her own child's aunt, my son is my father's nephew
> and I'm My own grandfather!
>
>
> And you think you have family problems?!"

ಸೆಕ್ಸ್ calculator

> Don't tell me your age;
> > The Sex Counter will know!
> > AND CAN WORK OUT YOUR AGE
> >
> > This is pretty neat.
> >
> > DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST!
> >
> > It takes less than a minute .
> >
> > Work this out as you read .
> >
> > Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've
> > worked it out!
> > This is not one of those waste of time things, it's
> > fun.
> >
> > 1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that
> you
> > would like to have Sex (more than
> once but less than
> > 10)
> >
> > 2. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold)
> >
> > 3. Add 5
> >
> > 4. Multiply it by 50 -- I'll wait while you get
> the
> > calculator
> >
> > 5. If you have already had your birthday this
> year add
> > 1759
> > If you haven't, add 1758.
> >
> > 6. Now subtract the four digit year
> that you were born.
> > You should have a three digit number
> > The first digit of this was your original
> number (i.e.,
> > how many times you
> want to have Sex each week).
> >
> > The next two numbers are
> >
> > YOUR AGE! (Oh YES, it is!!!!!)
> >
> >
> > The Sex Calculator..
>

who is this GOD?

> This is Fantastic.............
> who is this God to u
> HE
> is GOD !!!
>
> GOD changed the status of David from
> a shepherd boy to king of
> Israel ,
> Esther from a slave girl to a Queen and Joseph from a
> prisoner to the first (and only foreigner to become)
> Prime Minister of
> Egypt.
>
> That same God will give you a new
>
> designation very soon in Jesus name.
>
> In chemistry
> He
> turned water to wine, in
> biology
> He was born without the normal
> conception, in physics
> He
> disapproved the law of gravity
> when
> He ascended into heaven, in
> economics
> He
> disapproved the law of diminishing
> return by feeding 5000 men with two fishes & 5 loaves of
> bread, in history
> He
> is the beginning & the end, in
> Government
> He
> said
> that
> He
> shall be called wonderful counselor,
> prince of peace, in religion
> He
> said no one comes to the father
> except through him so who is
> He
> .(JESUS).
>
> Join me and lets celebrate
> Him ,
> He
> is worthy
>
> BEWARE: LUV disappoints, SARS is
> dangerous,
> AIDS is real,
> BOOZE intoxicates, DRUGS kill ....but JESUS
>
> saves...don't delete spread
> info 2 every living soul in your list.
>
> Heavenly Father, Most Gracious and
> Loving God, I pray to you that you abundantly bless my
> family and me. I know that you recognize, that a family is
> more than just a mother and father, sister and brother,
> husband and wife, but all who believe and trust in you
> Father, I send up a
> prayer request
> for financial blessing for not only the person who sent
>
> this to me, but for me and all that I
> have forwarded this message on to. And that the power of
> joined prayer by those who believe and trust in you, is
> more powerful than anything. I thank you in advance for
> your blessings.
> Father GOD, deliver the person
> reading this right now from debt and debt burdens. Release
> your Godly Wisdom that we may be a good steward over
> all that
> YOU have called us to be in our financial Blessings.
>
> Father, for Stars don't struggle
> to shine, Rivers don't struggle to flow, also you will
> never struggle to excel in life, because you deserve the
> best,
> hold on to your dream and it shall be well with
> you...Amen.
> The eyes beholding this message shall
> not behold evil, the hand that will
>
> send this message to others shall not
> labor in vain, the mouth saying amen to this prayer shall
> laugh forever, remain in God's love.
>
> THE WILL OF GOD WILL NEVER TAKE YOU
> TO WHERE THE GRACE OF GOD WILL NOT PROTECT YOU'.
>
> I SEE SOMETHING GOOD HAPPENING TO YOU
> TODAY. SOMETHING THAT YOU HAVE BEEN WAITING TO EXPERIENCE..
> THIS IS NOT A JOKE;
>
> YOU ARE GOING TO RECEIVE A DIVINE
> VISITATION THAT WILL MOVE YOUR LIFE FORWARD MIGHTILY BY THE
> OUTWORKING OF GOD'S UNSTOPPABLE POWER.

>
> YOU ARE BLESSED BEYOND ALL CURSES IN
> JESUS' NAME!
> The Lord will connect you with those
> that will help you and you shall remain a blessing to others
> in Jesus Mighty Name,
>
> Amen.
>
>
>
>
>
> That if thou shalt confess with thy mouth
> the
>
> Lord Jesus, and shalt believe in thine heart
>
> that God hath raised him from the dead,
>
> thou shalt be saved. Romans 10:9